SINGING GARBAGEMEN - "THE ALARM"

(Tick tick tick first cords of song).
It's Trash pick-up day
and it's close to 6
If you don't get up right away
You'll be in a fix.

40 pounds or less
In a bag or a can
Night before
(chorus) After 5
Morning of
(chorus) Before 6
If it's out
(chorus) Well it's gone
If it's not
You'll be singing the Trash Day Blues.

 

SINGING GARBAGEMEN - "Trash Day Blues"

It's trash pick-up day
And it's close to 6.
If your trash ain't on display,
You'll be in a fix.

5 feet from the curb
40 pounds or less,
In a bag or can.
Night before —
After 5
Morning of
—Before 6
If it's out,
— Well, it's gone.
If it's not,
You'll be singing the Trash Day Blues.

 

UNSECURED CARGO

(Kids chatting, pop music playing on the radio.  Noise of engine humming).

Hold on Kids.
What the heck was that.
Oh, just more unsecured cargo.
You're acting like this happens every day!
Well, hon, Flordia was ranked #2 in the nation in accidents caused by road debris.
This just isn't right.

Before you hit the road—secure your load.
Don't Trash Jacksonville.